[Useful]

You punched Chuck Norris in the balls. Your hand rebelled and choked you.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u drowned some homeless guy

[Useful]

homeless guy's ghost came back to haunt you.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u drowned him again

[abyssion1337]

you fall down and a 12 gallon jug lands in your mouth forcing you to drink to death as you limbs uselessly flail around

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

old age took u

[abyssion1337]

you got old and a guy dressed in a black robe carrying a scycle came to your nursing home giving you a heart attack

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u died of viagra overdose

[Infinity]

depression

[Adjacent Badger]

Got within the range of my cheese.

[Mawelli]

your face ripped apart due to too much smiling

[abyssion1337]

killed by the ood

[smeegs]

pencil shot a piece of led into your eye

[abyssion1337]

lost a duel

[acutekat]

kicked into giant pit of death

[Ellen Feiss]

kills u for trying at monopoly

[acutekat]

kills you for not acknoledging my monopoly

[Ellen Feiss]

cuts ur head off with a chainsaw

[acutekat]

cuts off your head and stuffs it back down you throat and pulls it out your belly button

[Ellen Feiss]

u pull the pin on a granade instead of my belly button

[acutekat]

you hug a grenade with the spoon flying off

[Ellen Feiss]

u were shrunk down into my spoon and die from a long fall

[acutekat]

your brain implodes from the sheer tinyness of it

[Ellen Feiss]

u bought the dvd rewinder and mass produced it on the market getting rid of ur heart to make one

[acutekat]

you put out a 6 track tape rewinder

[Ellen Feiss]

u tryed selling chuck noriis the dvd rewinder

[acutekat]

ditto

[Ellen Feiss]

dvd rewinder through the chest

[acutekat]

computer monitor through the chest

[Ellen Feiss]

astroids through the chest

[acutekat]

semi through the pelvis

[Ellen Feiss]

wal-mart through the pelvis

[acutekat]

arm through leg

[Ellen Feiss]

leg trough the arm

[acutekat]

apendage through tentacle

[Ellen Feiss]

killed by 400 posts

400 post baby!!!!!!!!!111111oneoneone

[acutekat]

killed by 499 posts

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

went to a gay bar.....got raped

[acutekat]

killed for talking to the elite

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

haha..
u died from lusting over cake

[acutekat]

you died salivating over pie

[fluffybunny65]

choked on your own spit

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

got molested by an emo doll

[Useful]

Chuckied! Only slightly less terrifying than Chuck Norris! ;D

[smeegs]

divided by 0.1

[Infinity]

stabbed by a banana

[Useful]

Choked by a banana. Yes, I said that right.

[Mawelli]

choked on your sock

[acutekat]

you got in a fight with a mummy he spat in your eye

[smeegs]

hit by a train

[Mawelli]

random train through the chest

[Useful]

train erupts from your chest, Alien style.

[Adjacent Badger]

Alies disrupt you chest train style.

[abyssion1337]

choked on a pretzal

[Adjacent Badger]

Choked by Elvis Presley

[Useful]

Choked on Elvis Presley (doing what, I don't want to know) o_O

[abyssion1337]

general Lee comes back to kill you

[Useful]

Admiral Perry comes back to kill you

[Filleraol]

The next person who registers kills you with a sledgehammer.

[Useful]

Do people register for the specific purpose of voting? Because that's what it looks like.

Anyway, your laptop (or someone else's if you don't have one) melts down on your lap, exploding into many hurty pieces.

[Infinity]

Like those damn Dell computers lol

Killed by Dokoro-chan's club

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

killed by the gayness of star wars.
(sorry to any star wars fans thats juss my personal opinion so no offence!)

[Issitheus]

nah dude, we dont discriminate. if that's what you think, then it's okay with us. we don't care. just be yourself. it doesn't matter at all.













i kill you for not liking star wars.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

OOOO YYAAAAAA U DONT DISCRIMINATE! ALL U DO IS RANT ON ME FOR BEING A WHITE CANADIAN!
haha jk!!

i killed u by apoligizing for saying i hate star wars.. :)

[Mawelli]

Do people register for the specific purpose of voting? Because that's what it looks like.

Anyway, your laptop (or someone else's if you don't have one) melts down on your lap, exploding into many hurty pieces.

haha i actaully did that to begin with :D but then got sucked into the forums :D

sucked into the forums, never to be seen again

[Infinity]

turtle bit you with your own teeth (lol simpsons gag)

[smeegs]

randomized

[abyssion1337]

someone shouts at you then your brain explodes

[acutekat]

gentic scrambilization ... ized

[abyssion1337]

died from sleep deprivation

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

gynacoligist mistaken u for a WOMEN!!!!!
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!

[abyssion1337]

a lamp falls randomly from the sky and lands on your head

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ramped a car and hit the sun

[abyssion1337]

the sun explodes but somehow you're the only one killed by it

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

uhm....i threw my ps3 at ur head
(funny thing is its heavy enuff to kill someone!)

[abyssion1337]

ps3 through the chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

my buddy leon kennedy came and shot u with the fully upgraded TMP!

[abyssion1337]

he then hit you with the chicago typwriter

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

that traitor!

i got all the Night Shift Nurses to rape u to death!

[abyssion1337]

bible black'd

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

the cat chick (forget her name) from little monica rammed her tits down ur throat!!

[Filleraol]

You got stuck in a moment..and you couldn't get out so you stayed there and starved to death.

[abyssion1337]

you were killed from 200 yards away; by mind bullets.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

slaughtered by a gunman

[Adjacent Badger]

sacrificed in the temple of Kali by Abyss, because he want bigger boobs.
http://www.damninteresting.net/content/Kali2.jpg

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

fell down a trench into oblivion

[acutekat]

killed by a bear with post traumatic stress disorder

[abyssion1337]

**** bear'd

[Filleraol]

you got caught in a mass suicide group on the top of empire state building

[Chii]

attacked by raging HOMOSEXUALS and raped in the belly button. :P

[Useful]

Attacked by drunk straight guys and teabagged until your skull melted from the collective ballsweat. Trust me, straight guys are scarier because you DON'T SEE IT COMING. :'(

[acutekat]

you die from lack of vitamen D

[Useful]

I'm not Russian!

You die from Scurvy.

[acutekat]

you first contract scurvy but reach a doctar in time but unfortunately for you your gums need to be replaced with pickles






you're allergic to pickles

[Useful]

You get dysentery! Haha, sucky way to die.

[acutekat]

you get e boli even suckier way to die

[abyssion1337]

you get infected with every disease: EVER!!

[acutekat]

hmm that would be hard to do epescially not dieing while ine the process

Third chromosome ...'d

[smeegs]

xxx:ed

[Mawelli]

lolcats ate all your hamburgers

[abyssion1337]

shark'd

[smeegs]

divided by Pi

[Filleraol]

throat slit by hockey skate

[fluffybunny65]

a leech sucked all of your blood

[acutekat]

you fell into a vat of starving tics

[smeegs]

hit by a bustrain

[Infinity]

counted too many sheeps

[smeegs]

hit by a sheepbus

[Adjacent Badger]

Eaten by the Cat Bus from Totoro.

[abyssion1337]

your brain gets smashed out by a lemmon wraped around a gold brick

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

stuck ur finger in a light socket!

[Ellen Feiss]

stuck ur dick in a light socket

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

stuck ur dick in nemises's ass!!!!!

[Useful]

Oh God. Horrible way to die.

Microwaved!

[Chii]

raped by ants

[Useful]

Gamma waved.

[Chii]

you were tied to a tree and then a quad hitch was attached to you nuts then slowly ripped them off

[Useful]

Watching too much Happy Tree Friends? :o

Radio waved

[Chii]

Watching too much Happy Tree Friends? :o

Radio waved


lol yes

skull f****ed

[Useful]

You can swear! We'll still love you! :D

IR waved.

[Chii]

You can swear! We'll still love you! :D

IR waved.


ok lol thanks

decapitated and feed to the natives

[Useful]

How can I feed them if I'm dead? Wait a tic, it makes sense anyway. Oh well. ;)

UV waved.

[Chii]

this has already been used but all well



KIRA'D

[Useful]

I think that was the 4th kill ever! Kinda cool... this thread references itself.

X-rayed (Aaaand, that's the last of the spectrum!)

[Filleraol]

skinned alive and put into a tub filled with alcohol

I think I've used it before but who cares ^_^

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

GMC up the rectum

[Filleraol]

gmc through the chest

[Useful]

He... got the largest car company in the world shoved up his ass? o_O

OW! :D

Which reminds me: FHE! (Forceful Hummer Enema!)

[Infinity]

Tachikoma up your ass

[Mawelli]

sliced to bits by a lawnmower (that how its spelled right? :D)

[abyssion1337]

disobeyed Desu

[smeegs]

sliced to bits by lawnlayer

[Useful]

Rototilled. For those of you who don't know what that is, here

http://yeowng.cox.net.namezero.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/rototiller-attachment.jpg.w300h225.jpg

I think it would be a very amusing weapon to kill someone with >:D.

[abyssion1337]

spork'd

[Filleraol]

raped by chiyo

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

rammed my fist FAR up ur ass and pulled ur heart out!

[Infinity]

burnt to death by an exploded Dell computer

[Useful]

Eaten by Totoro

[Filleraol]

ate rat poison just for the heck of it

[Ionzorg]

Raped by Chiyo. A Chiyo with weapons, like a lathe with broken glass shards glued onto it. Then Tadakichi-san would show up and eat/urinate upon the corpse.

Cruel irony, no?

[Adjacent Badger]

Shot with a fishbone

[Infinity]

head exploded after listening to Rammstein high-pitched

[jaw091]

got steped on by a gundam :D

[abyssion1337]

Gundam through the chest

[Chii]

ate by monkey

[Filleraol]

monkey through the chest

[Chii]

one of those hot water things you put on your head put in your ass then filled with air till explodes!!!

[Infinity]

Dell computer through the chest, then explodes blowing you into athousand pieces.
( ;D i got a thing against dell computers after a relative owning one)

[jaw091]

a nuclear warhead exploding on your head :o

[Infinity]

froze to death in a desert

[jaw091]

being frozen and some1 broke your frozen body in half :P

[Infinity]

pressed a self-destruct button out of curiousity

[jaw091]

getting eaten alive slowlyby a 5 yearold kid

[Infinity]

pushed another self-destruct button after being reincarnated

[jaw091]

geting a self-destruct button turn in pac man and eat u

[Infinity]

tried to get drunk on rocket fuel

[abyssion1337]

random arrow through the chest

[Infinity]

wrote your own name in someones death note

[abyssion1337]

shot by a sword

[Filleraol]

hit by 2 trains at the same time, coming from opposite directions

[abyssion1337]

you were on one of the trains

[Adjacent Badger]

It all happened on a bridge, under which you were sailing by.

[smeegs]

hit by chocolate rain

[acutekat]

cut in half by star wars kid

[smeegs]

met starwars kid later the same day

[abyssion1337]

became a third victem to star wars kid

[Filleraol]

he's got 4 stomachs so you were his last victim...for the day

[abyssion1337]

you were his first the next day

[Useful]

Star Wars kid is pwned by Anakin.

Who then kills you.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

katana across the face

[Useful]

FKE!

(Forceful Katana Enema!)

[acutekat]

your computer explodes causing minor cuts and bruises but nothing major. you eventually go out to look for a new computer. Then you realize that your part of the country has run out of computers (even macs!!!) you search all across the country but finding none you set out on a quest spanning many years and many miles but it is ultimately ends in futility you die cold alone and unwanted a long ways from home.

[abyssion1337]

maybe I'm a lion, and Maybe I ate you

[Useful]

your computer explodes causing minor cuts and bruises but nothing major. you eventually go out to look for a new computer. Then you realize that your part of the country has run out of computers (even macs!!!) you search all across the country but finding none you set out on a quest spanning many years and many miles but it is ultimately ends in futility you die cold alone and unwanted a long ways from home.

Yeah, that sucks. But I probably would killed myself soon after my comp exploded.

I kill you in my pre-suicide despair.

[acutekat]

i take you out as i go into the void in my flame of GLORY

[abyssion1337]

you get squished by tree falling over

[acutekat]

a grunt hugs you with two plasma nades

[Useful]

A grunt hugs you with two blue 'nads.

Aka, raped to death by a large alien.

[smeegs]

you ate a plasma nade thinking it was pie

[Useful]

FPGE!

Forceful Plasma Grenade Enema!

[acutekat]

you ate a frag grenade thinking it was cake

[Useful]

You threw a cake at a brute thinking it was a frag grenade.

[acutekat]

killed by the censor police over the pic you posted on the pic thread

[smeegs]

you ate a H-bomb

[Infinity]

you got caught in the explosion

[Useful]

You were within 20 miles of him. No exaggeration... I just watched this movie on the history of the bomb today. Those things are crazy.

[jaw091]

o wow really

[Filleraol]

a random bird flew threw your chest

[Infinity]

swallowed dynamite

[smeegs]

swallowed a random bird

[Adjacent Badger]

Hit by the improbability of my elitism.

[Mawelli]

swallowed a person

[abyssion1337]

killed by the psychopath living under your bed

[Adjacent Badger]

killed by your psychopathic bed.

[Filleraol]

killed by your psychopathic alter ego

[abyssion1337]

killed by your mii

[jaw091]

killed by clouds

[abyssion1337]

a volcano guns you down

[Adjacent Badger]

You cheered "Irlande Douze Points" from just in front of the scene.

[Useful]

You think lahars are pretty.

[Ionzorg]

You liek mudkipz.

[Adjacent Badger]

Executed for spamming the killing thread with random accusations.

[Ionzorg]

Fine then, I'll take my business elsewhere.

Also, got a chess piece shoved down your throat by an angry Russian opponent.

[Infinity]

Death penalty for killing naruto

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i googled u to death

[jaw091]

used a deatho note to kill you

[Infinity]

killed by your Shinigami

[Mawelli]

a shinigami fell on you

[Ken-Chan]

my inner hollow killed you all

[Infinity]

Hunted down by L

[Ken-Chan]

itachi burnt a hole through you for 7 days and nights

[Filleraol]

amaterasu through the chest

[Infinity]

C4 bomb through the chest

[jaw091]

getting sniped by a uzi

[Mawelli]

uzi through the chest

[Ken-Chan]

killer ants that breath fire burn your penis
3 weeks later it gets infected and amputated
3 days later you kill yourself by jumping out a hospital window

[Infinity]

peed on your wii and got electrocuted

[jaw091]

peed on someones face and they killed you with their invisable shotgun

[Ken-Chan]

shotgun was clogged and back-fired killed u

[Adjacent Badger]

Ate gunpowder for breakfast.

[smeegs]

H-bomb through chest

[Adjacent Badger]

Ate H's for ages, till you ached.

[jaw091]

you atm the best burger of your life and had a heart attack

[abyssion1337]

necktie'd

[jaw091]

you had a tie which had an A.I. and it stranggled you to death

[abyssion1337]

you were tied, to an anvil; then dropped in the ocean

[jaw091]

hav the ocean drown you

[abyssion1337]

the ocean punched you to death

[fluffybunny65]

choked on an icecube

[abyssion1337]

icecube through the chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

hit by a Audi TT Quattro

[abyssion1337]

a walrus lands on top of you

[jaw091]

walrus eats you

[abyssion1337]

walrus was still hungary.

[jaw091]

walrus raped you lol

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

got killed because u watch powerpuff girls and thats dumb

[fluffybunny65]

got killed because you didnt say the word walrus

[abyssion1337]

you choked on a walrus's ****

[jaw091]

chock on a blue whales ****
:P

[abyssion1337]

choked on a blue whale's ****, he got deep throat from the other end.

[Infinity]

chocked on the whales cum

[Filleraol]

blue whale cumshot through your chest

[jaw091]

lol
got analed by a blue whale and u got torn apart

[Infinity]

sliced by pirates

[jaw091]

got run over by a pirate ship

[Infinity]

Hit by a plane while skydiving

[jaw091]

ouch

get a big fat sky diver whose parashoot wasnt working land on you

[Infinity]

your parachute was replaced by an anvil

[jaw091]

lol

gets crushed by a falling house

[Infinity]

Tipped your bumper car

[jaw091]

got caught in a gaint spider web and eaten

[Infinity]

squished by giant hammer

[jaw091]

sniped down by a shot gun

[Infinity]

slapped to death by the 3 stooges

[jaw091]

pimp slapped to death

[Mawelli]

drowned in olive oil

[Filleraol]

dipped your head in the frying machine at mcdonalds

[Infinity]

mollested to death by Ronald Mcdonald

[jaw091]

choaked on a cheeseburger

[Infinity]

chocked on the fat they have on their burgers

[jaw091]

lol
raped my burgers

[Mawelli]

chocked on the french fries

[Infinity]

lol drowned in coke

[jaw091]

eaten by workers

[Infinity]

raped by workers

[jaw091]

fired to death

[Infinity]

demoted to nothing

[jaw091]

eaten by bacteria

[Infinity]

served to death

[jaw091]

loled to death

[Infinity]

beaten to death with your own skull

[smeegs]

alphabetized

[1337uvis]

frozen to absolute zero (-273 degrees Celsius)

[abyssion1337]

raped by mudipz

[jaw091]

got beaten up by a cellphone

[Adjacent Badger]

Fell from the top of a phonebook

[jaw091]

slips from a bannana peel

[abyssion1337]

sliced by that one guy

[jaw091]

slided by banana peel

[Adjacent Badger]

Peeled by a sliced banana.

[smeegs]

jew through chest

[jaw091]

eaten by jew

[1337uvis]

borrowed some money from a jew. (yep, that equals death lol )

[jaw091]

wow really didnt know that :P

borrowed money pulls out a shotgun and shoots you in the head

[Infinity]

atomic bomb through the chest

[abyssion1337]

dimond bullet though the head

[1337uvis]

blessed wooden cross through the heart.

[abyssion1337]

beheaded.

[1337uvis]

Drained of blood to death by millions of mosquitos

[Ionzorg]

Murdered.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

pushed off the CN tower

[acutekat]

cheese grated

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

shanked bitch

[smeegs]

Ibombed

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

died in a rock paper scissors match

[jaw091]

the earth sqashed you

[Ionzorg]

You squashed the Earth, which then killed you by removing your source of air, food, and other earthly essentials.

[Mawelli]

your head was sliced with a cucumber

[1337uvis]

trampled by a horde of lemmings

[Filleraol]

A good old (very deep) paper cut