[beriorgar]

the police shot the bank robber in the heart, the bank robber happened to be you
(no eurodisney i guess)

[IMPhill]

**CHIDORI!!**
Saskue pawns the police who shot bank robber.

[WelshLadGriff]

Ditto.

Pwnz BTW.

[Filleraol]

cut yourself while shaving....very deep, lots of blood

[Jazean]

pwned by a ditto.

[Quicksilver]

Faulty lightbulb explodes in your face, melting it clean off.

[Mawelli]

an alien was born from within you

[WelshLadGriff]

an alien was born from within you


I'm guessing your referring to the 1979 film 'Alien'.

Watch AMV Hell 0 so many times that your eyes, ears and various dysfunctional parts of your body begin to melt.

[Mawelli]

an alien was born from within you


I'm guessing your referring to the 1979 film 'Alien'.


Yes...yes I am

[WelshLadGriff]

Which still creeps me out to this very day :P

"Here, kitty, kitty" XD

[beriorgar]

sitting down for a shave; discovering that sweeney todd is your barber

[Mawelli]

slipped in the bathroom, got your head stunk in the toilet and drowned, in your own p00!

[Quicksilver]

Head cut off with a sawblade.

[Jazean]

high-speed projectile peanut launcher, nuff said

[Mawelli]

dodging the peanut only to be hit by a pineapple

[abyssion1337]

threatend chuck norris.

[Mawelli]

touched chuck norris

[DicyDax]

Arrowed.

[S.ifr]

Some random fat guy fell on you.

[Mawelli]

got lost in some random fat guys layers, coudnt breath

[smeegs]

eaten by a draenix

[Issitheus]

was within 15 feet of a road when yukari drives

[Filleraol]

tried to open a random program on a mac, it exploded

[DicyDax]

Went to /b/. You may still be alive, but your soul is dead.

[S.ifr]

you accidentally called some guy gay
( teh "that's gay" kind of gay )
and he beat you down with his purse

[Mawelli]

got killed by a drumstick thrown to the crowd at a concert.

[abyssion1337]

got stuck in a tar pit.

[S.ifr]

random arrow through your chest

[abyssion1337]

I cought the arrow and threw it back

[S.ifr]

thrown in a pit of needles and forced to sit
with Ryan Seacrest

[Mawelli]

Locked in a room full of emos, for eternity

[S.ifr]

you were locked in there as well
and it happened to be the Feiss room.

[Ellen Feiss]

joy my room again now it has a Xbox360(for the third time!!!) and we shall have loads of fun ;D ;D ;D

died cause no games for 360 or batterys for controlers

[abyssion1337]

a wiimote flew through the head.

[S.ifr]

beaten down with the 360

[Issitheus]

a wiimote flew through the head.

i used it b4

[abyssion1337]

eaten by the witigo

[S.ifr]

run over by an ice cream truck

[Mawelli]

shot by the wii crossbow meant for Zelda

[smeegs]

raped by a walrus

[S.ifr]

While playing "find the needle in the hay stack"
someone lit it on fire.

[Mawelli]

escaping the haystack on fire but the barn is locked, no escape...

[smeegs]

the barn happened to be filled with highly flammable sheep

[beriorgar]

used one of the highly flammeble sheep as a rocket to fly out of the barn, then it exploded

[Issitheus]

was on a plane that was struck by a sheep being used as a rocket, which caused the plane to crash, killing you AND the person who will post below me (MULTIKILL)

[Ellen Feiss]

died cause got to the end of throught the fire and flames on expert and mised last note

[Issitheus]

i already killed you so :P

[abyssion1337]

you blood is replaced with acid.

[asukafan8]

Chiyo kills you.
(ask her why, not me)

[Mawelli]

In a surgery your heart was replaced with a potato

[Filleraol]

Did a slam dunk in a basketball game, with ur own head

[S.ifr]

random sheep on fire through your chest
then you exploded.

[smeegs]

was buried alive under an avalanche of pie

[Mawelli]

A string of your guitar snapped slicing your throat open

[Ellen Feiss]

takes guitar and plays through the fire and flames the beats your head in with the guitar

[thedarkmessenger]

Played "through fire and flames" on expert...while literally going through fire and flames :P

[smeegs]

while playing a piano it exploded

[Mawelli]

Played "Through Fire and Flames" on expert perfectly, only to bust your hand, making you faint and hit your head on the edge of your Wii

[smeegs]

found out the meaning of life but was killed by the government

[Ellen Feiss]

kills self cause Azumanga is over :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( wait a few more
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[Filleraol]

Wakes up and realizes that azumanga was just a dream, it never existed....instant suicide

[Mawelli]

Wakesup on the words "Hello america, you wanna play a game?"

[smeegs]

swallowed the ball while "playing ball in a cup"

[Filleraol]

Bad luck while playing russian roulette

[DicyDax]

You are Heath Ledger.

[abyssion1337]

joined the breakfast club.

[Ellen Feiss]

gets shot by akdia when he was on a good day

[Filleraol]

Laid down on the railroad, then someone came and stabbed you to death right before the train ran over you

[abyssion1337]

you were the one holding the knife, the tain came faster than you expected.

[thedarkmessenger]

you were the conductor of the train. Unfortunately, it happens to be my train of thought...
..
...
wait? What was I talking about again? apples? kittens? nuclear explosives?

[Mawelli]

mistake landmines as stepmania floor pedals

[S.ifr]

strapped down and forced to watch anime



... dubbed by 4kids
( has that been said ? )

[Ellen Feiss]

dont think so if so....

get shot by the person who posted the before you

[abyssion1337]

thinking you could fly you jump off a building, you were wrong you couldn't fly and you plumbit to your death still under the delusion you can fly.

[Ellen Feiss]

befor jumping ties a rope around you and then jumps taking u with me

[Mawelli]

Stamd on a runway when a plane 747 lands

[smeegs]

i was hungry so i ate you

[Ellen Feiss]

forced to watch Azmanga








ENGLISH DUBBED

[Gassmask]

Yo mamma so old when she was a kid she used to sit on front of jesus

[Mawelli]

forced to listen to Yo mamma jokes for eternity

[Ellen Feiss]

forced to drink man milk forever non stop

[Mawelli]

forced to suck moobs for eternity

[Filleraol]

I ran out of imagination so I just beat you with a spade

[Ellen Feiss]

locked in a room with 20 gays all naked including you

[S.ifr]

You were thrown in there too.. because it was your room.

[Issitheus]

Was a main Character in Saw V... which takes place in the Feiss room.

[S.ifr]

I shot you in order to save myself.

[Mawelli]

Strangled with a cordless phone

[S.ifr]

Now I'm out of ideas.
One of my future ideas killed you.

[Issitheus]

killed for lack of ideas

[Mawelli]

killed for stupid ideas

[Issitheus]

death sentence for being a serial kill... and im the executor.

[Mawelli]

ganged by a bunch of anime fans for doubting chiyos innocence

[smeegs]

forced to watch batman forever,forever

[Issitheus]

got thios error message:
2: Missing argument 2 for create_button(), called in /home/.hobbe/amvhell/amvhell/Sources/Load.php(1739) : eval()'d code on line 447 and defined
File: /home/.hobbe/amvhell/amvhell/Sources/Subs.php
Line: 3647
'cause thats what i got just now.

[Mawelli]

yes i get the error which i get too...annoying =/

killed by the endless cycle of errors

[beriorgar]

forced to fix all errors without any troubleshooting experience

[Issitheus]

killed self while trying to walk Mawelli through the process of fixing a website.

[S.ifr]

couldn't take the pressure
your head imploded.

[Mawelli]

sneezed your brains out

[S.ifr]

DEEECAAAPIIITAAAAAAAATTIIIIOON.

[Filleraol]

Someone unintentionally threw some gasoline at you and lit you on fire

[Issitheus]

i "accidentally" poured a barrel of black powder on you after you lit someone on fire but before you extinguished the first flame...

[Filleraol]

Skinned alive, and then left in a bathtub filled with alcohol to drown

[beriorgar]

fails while shaving with a blunt razor

[abyssion1337]

killed in a teleporter accident in which you reappear inside out.

[Mawelli]

Used as a surface for the teleporter gun

[beriorgar]

osaka threw a toaster in your bathtub because she thought you where hungry
the bathtub was full of water and the toaster was plugged in
OSAKA-ROASTED

[Ellen Feiss]

you were in a puddle on the floor that was canacted to the bathtub water and shocked to death

[beriorgar]

forgot your glasses on a cosplay event, you ended up in bed with this guy:
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd99/beriorgar/sailorbeard2.jpg
died because of aids!

[Filleraol]

You are the guy in the picture...that means you have aids




...sry =P

[beriorgar]

does that mean you where the guy who forgot his glasses and slept with me?
*committs scuicide*

[Ellen Feiss]

kills self cause it suc a horible picture

[S.ifr]

a cat clawed our your eyes

[daikaisho vanguard]

Naruto's secret twin decapitates you with a tv-commercial.

[Mawelli]

Played the new Wii game, World Series Eating Contest, and choked on the nunchuk

[thedarkmessenger]

played Dragon Quest swords and stabbed yourself, surprisingly with enough force to pierce your heart with the remote.

[beriorgar]

run over by a monster truck

600th post!!!!

[smeegs]

eaten by dragenix

[Mawelli]

have dragenix puke a human corpse on you

[abyssion1337]

dumped in a bathtub of acid.

[S.ifr]

fell in a tub full of fecies

[Ellen Feiss]

turns out the tube was full of man eating rabbits that raped you before killing you

[daikaisho vanguard]

You bumps into a lawyer who just lost a multi million lawsuit.

[S.ifr]

I ... was that lawyer

[thedarkmessenger]

You were standing too close to Phoenix Wright when he shouted "Objection!"

[S.ifr]

You were behind me.

[Mawelli]

Lost your balance while rocking on your chair and brok your neck

[S.ifr]

when my chair snapped a chunk of wood went flying to you and missed.

random arrow through your chest.

[Mawelli]

The arrow kept on flying after going through the chest, hit a metal pipe, ricochet and hit you.

[abyssion1337]

captured by reavers

[daikaisho vanguard]

You are turned into a saithe by a badly aimed polymorph spell.

[Filleraol]

A great idea suddenly hit you....very hard

[Mawelli]

A voodoo doll was made of you, and a dog ate it...

[Ellen Feiss]

that dog was you and you choked on it

[daikaisho vanguard]

I guess someones arms and legs has already been cut off with a chainsaw, so I just take your head.

[Mawelli]

Bust your head with the head cut off by a chainsaw

[abyssion1337]

you bleed to death while donating blood.

[Useful]

You go to Iraq, get a severe head injury, and develop PTSD. When you get back home, the military doesn't pay for your therapist, so you become a paranoid schizophrenic, and start living on the streets. You eventually get a part time job as a window washer and superglue yourself upside down to the 10th floor of the Sears Tower. You then cut your platform, leaving no means of rescue, and sing Monty Python's "The Penis Song" at the top of your lungs and urinating onto the entire street until you die of a hemorrhage in your brain.

[Ellen Feiss]

on the plain to Japan, osaka opens the emergancy door mid flight taking you and every1 else out of the plain

[Mawelli]

The plane in which osaka pulled every falls on you while cooking...

[S.ifr]

You were curious so you stuck a fork in an outlet.

[Mawelli]

You were curious so you took hold of the person sticking the fork in the outlet

[Issitheus]

you suddenly turned into a fork and was promptly picked up by a certain someone...

[daikaisho vanguard]

The fork was put in the outlet at a hospital and causes the internal power supply to break down. You have been in a traffic accident and WERE kept alive by advanced electronics.

[smeegs]

hit by the azumanga bus

[abyssion1337]

gutted with a spork.

[smeegs]

killed by corn on kabob

[Mawelli]

Luke used the fork...

[smeegs]

killed by a random something

[daikaisho vanguard]

Stand in front of a loudspeaker at 817 dB

[daikaisho vanguard]

I yell at you at 818 dB

[Ellen Feiss]

dies laughing cause you killed your self

[Mawelli]

dies laughing at the guy who died laughing at the guy who killed himself

[smeegs]

died due to playing too much wii

[Filleraol]

Got a wii remote in the head while playing with Mawelli

[Mawelli]

Got a wii remote in the head while playing with Mawelli

This is highly likely xD beware when you play boxing, tennis or baseball wit meh

was put in a microwave to dry faster after being outside under heavy rain (don ask me how you fit in)

[S.ifr]

you were standing next to the microwave
when it exploded

[daikaisho vanguard]

The explosion sets the house on fire and you were trampled to death by the firefighters

[S.ifr]

You ran over to see what the fuss was about
you were hit by a firetruck... that was parked...

[Mawelli]

you were hit by the backing firetruck after the fire was out

[Issitheus]

falls out of fire truck and splits open head to see what he hit while backing up.

[S.ifr]

you were eating jello when you looked outside,
saw what happened and got jellowned

[daikaisho vanguard]

You were used as a guinea pig for the wolrd's deadliest joke

[Mawelli]

you were hit by bicyclerepairman

[smeegs]

murdered by a wabbit

[daikaisho vanguard]

But it's not an ordinary wabbit. It is Caerbannoq, the killer rabbit. He kills you and the next three to post too.

Oh, crap. That includes me!?!

[Filleraol]

And me ='(

[Issitheus]

Ah, but I have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. I just blow it up.

[abyssion1337]

you forgot that you had to count to 3 and blew yourself up.

[Filleraol]

Slipped on the soap and fell out from a random window

[Mawelli]

The soap flew and hit your head knocking u unconcious in the middle of the road getting hit by a truck

[thedarkmessenger]

you were driving a truck when suddenly you hit an unforseen road bump and crashed into a train.

[S.ifr]

You were throwing choal into the train when a ramdon truck struck you

[daikaisho vanguard]

You were in the train when it fell from a cliff after being hit by a truck.

[S.ifr]

You were driving home happily because you got a big raise
when a train out of nowhere landed on your car

[Mawelli]

You were waiting for a bus when a train and a truck fell from the sky onto the car driving by you. The xplosion killed you

[S.ifr]

You were on the bus, when it had reached the stop where the explosion took place.


The bus also exploded.

[daikaisho vanguard]

A large piece of scrapmetal from an explosion on the ground ruins your experiments with building an airships using a huge balloon filled with hydrogen.

[Issitheus]

was a firefighter tending to a hydrogen-fueled explosion who forgot the fireproof jacket and pants

[thedarkmessenger]

was the firefighter's assistant who remembered the fire-proof clothing...but you forgot to wear them :P

[daikaisho vanguard]

You were wearing your fireproof clothes, but impaled yourself on the wreckage when trying to save those who didn't.

[Mawelli]

an airplane crashed on the site of the flaming hydrogen airship killing all the firefighters

[daikaisho vanguard]

The love of your life was on board that plane. You commit suicide out of sorrow when you hear that she died.

[abyssion1337]

his method of suicide was blowing himself up, you were nearby.

[S.ifr]

his carcus hit a windshield, which happened to be yours and you drove off a cliff
the same one where the crash was

[daikaisho vanguard]

This was, however, a very long cliff, streching into the suburbs, where your were having dinner, as you hear a loud crash, whereafter a red Toyota Carina comes down through the ceiling.

[S.ifr]

My neighbor had joined us for dinner
you can pretty much guess who the neighbor was

[Mawelli]

The family had happened to have moved in recently and a neighbour came over to greet you that very moment with some tasty pie....

[S.ifr]

We're married and you couldn't live without me
so you exploded.

[Mawelli]

The couple happened to be a new one and as a neighbour you went give some tasty pie, the explosion was too big...

[smeegs]

was eating some tasty pie when...

[daikaisho vanguard]

... it made the entire house implode, crushing you between the kitchen wall and first floor staircase.

[Mawelli]

The pie happended to fly at high velocity slicing everything in its way...you came outside to take your mail, the pie was too fast...

[Useful]

...and Vanguard's recently decapitated head flew into your windshield as you drove by, exploding like a watermelon hit by a sledgehammer. The mess on your windshield caused you to crash, killing you instantly...

[Mawelli]

...and killing you as your were at the near hotdog stand buying some tasty hotdogs...

[S.ifr]

you witness what happened and choked
on your hot dog

[Issitheus]

Killed for not using ellipses to tell the next poster to continue the story...

[S.ifr]

...struck by random car and plane...

[Useful]

...and run over by another car while wondering if we're all killing the person above us or just the same person over and over again.

[S.ifr]

...killed for questioning....

[thedarkmessenger]

...the demon overlord. DON'T QUESTION THE OVERLORD!!!!

[Useful]

My overlord thinks your overlord is silly and incinerates you. (and your overlord :P)

[Collyer-san]

A group of Heroes ransack your Overlords Citadal, and kill all of his flunkies... including you.

[thedarkmessenger]

when, suddenly, my demon army invades the citadel in an attempt to take over the other overlord's Netherworld. You died in the battle that ensued.

[S.ifr]

.. while reading what happened on the newspaper... random arrow through your chest...

[Mawelli]

a random baseball bat through the chest...

[S.ifr]

.. you threw a baseball bat a little too far and was beat to death as punishment...

[Filleraol]

You were in the way in a dart competition

[S.ifr]

the person you were competing with was drunk, got mad because I got in the way
and threw a dart at you

[Mawelli]

being drunk he threw several darts so that he will definately hit him, hitting you in the back too

[abyssion1337]

killed by metal gear.

[Filleraol]

Sucked into the closet where it became vacuum, and you exploded or something

[Mawelli]

rocks in your pockets, of the boat, down the Mariana Trench

[S.ifr]

lost somwhere far away so you had to eat yourself

[Ellen Feiss]

while eating self u realize that u have a cellphone in your pocket only after u eat your arms off die for no reason

[Mawelli]

Your cellphone has no battery, you kill yourself

[S.ifr]

you were standing there, watching him kill himself
and you exploded

[Useful]

ZIGGYBOOGYDOOK!

[Jazean]

shott in the head by a tranquilizer gun, instant coma, then fell off the building you where standing on.

[Useful]

landed on you ;D

[S.ifr]

watching tv. random plane crashe on your house

[Mawelli]

You called ninjas stupid. Next night you were assassinated...

[S.ifr]

While assisinating your victim, you accidentally stab yourself

[daikaisho vanguard]

With your decapitated body

[S.ifr]

SOOO I die because I stabbed myself with my dead body ?

For confusing me, sentenced to life in the Fiess Room.

[daikaisho vanguard]

I better take this to third person perspective.

S.ifr is assasinated and decapitated by the ninja Mawelli. Mawelli accidentally stabs himself too. That he does with the body of S.ifr, which is now headless.

You are killed by a four year old girl from the nearest kindergarten, who understood quite well.

[S.ifr]

This is how I understood it:
Mawelli killed me, and in the process, he stabbed himself with my dead body.
So, how did I die in your post ?



With your decapitated body


... ?

[daikaisho vanguard]

S.ifr is assasinated and decapitated by the ninja Mawelli.


Decapitation is usually lethal.

You are decapitated by the little girl too


Decapitation (from Latin, caput, capitis, meaning head), or beheading, is the removal of a living organism's head. Beheading typically refers to the act of intentional decapitation, e.g., as a means of murder or execution; it may be accomplished, for example, with an axe, sword, any kind of wire, or knife, or by means of a guillotine. Accidental decapitation can be the result of an explosion, automobile or industrial accident, improperly-administered execution by hanging or other violent injury. Suicide by decapitation is rare, but not unknown.

[Filleraol]

Shot in the head by a walking chair on crack....?

[S.ifr]

S.ifr is assasinated and decapitated by the ninja Mawelli.


Decapitation is usually lethal.

You are decapitated by the little girl too


Decapitation (from Latin, caput, capitis, meaning head), or beheading, is the removal of a living organism's head. Beheading typically refers to the act of intentional decapitation, e.g., as a means of murder or execution; it may be accomplished, for example, with an axe, sword, any kind of wire, or knife, or by means of a guillotine. Accidental decapitation can be the result of an explosion, automobile or industrial accident, improperly-administered execution by hanging or other violent injury. Suicide by decapitation is rare, but not unknown.

I know what decapitation is, I killed a couple people like that on this topic =p
well whatever, no point in this, I'm dead.

you somehow fell in a stove and exploded.

[Mawelli]

You happened to be cooking with that stove which exploded...

[abyssion1337]

kidnapped tortured and killed.

[daikaisho vanguard]

By a no longer existing suicide cult, of which you were a member.

[S.ifr]

choked on a pacifier

[Collyer-san]

Bludgeoned by a Milk bottle.

[Useful]

Eaten by the Milk Bottle of Unholy Doom

[S.ifr]

.. you drank the bottle... 'nuff said.

[Useful]

my decaying body infects you with AIDS. And don't ask me how, YOU know how...

[S.ifr]

yay necros ;o

I spit blood in your eye.

[Useful]

and that kills me HOW? Oh, right, AIDS...

I castrate you. With a Panzerfaust.

[S.ifr]

I stab you with my detached.. well yeah...

[Useful]

"it's my penis... it's detachable"

my body explodes. Killing you. permanently. until you kill me again.

[Collyer-san]

I shoot you again, cus you ain't dead yet.

[Useful]

I recondense the pieces of my body back together (from being exploded) and shred you with the flying pieces of my pelvic bone.

[S.ifr]

run over.

[Issitheus]

pisses off naru and is hit by a passing plane.

[Jazean]

crushed by a massively oversized cat that managed to fall a distance comparable to that between earth and our sun, that somehow still manages to get up and walk away so the hyenas can come and tear your still breathing body to shreads and finally a seagull comes and pecks your eyes out and eats your brain so we know you ar really really dead.

[S.ifr]

that same cat got in the way of your plane.
There were no survivors.

[thedarkmessenger]

I shoot you again, cus you ain't dead yet.

rofl. You have NO idea how much that made my day. ;D

got squashed by a giant cat.

[S.ifr]

Stepped outside to see what all that screaming was about...
... teh cat's foot was too quick ...

[Mawelli]

came outside to see what all the screaming was about, darkmessenger was too big...

[S.ifr]

.. a little too big that even you were crushed..

( no offence messenger )

[Mawelli]

the shockwabe from his step throws you off a cliff

[S.ifr]

you were driving by peacefully
... I came too fast..

( nickle for every time I had that problem )
... ooh innuendo!
IN-YOUR-END-OH!
o;<

ahh.. sorry its 5 in teh morning.. pulling an all nighter.

[Filleraol]

Got a paper plane in the eye, it went a long way inte the head

(it&#39;s 13:50 here =P . Woke up a few hours ago)

[S.ifr]

sentenced to the chair for killing me with a paper plane

[Filleraol]

sentenced to the chair for killing me with a paper plane



Shot in the head by a walking chair on crack....?

You mean THAT chair? =O .
..

The judge beats you to death in the courtroom

[S.ifr]

sentenced to the chair for killing me with a paper plane



Shot in the head by a walking chair on crack....?

You mean THAT chair? =O .

yes XD

locked away in the Fiess Room.

[daikaisho vanguard]

Together with you and an ever increasing number of carnivore hamsters

[S.ifr]

Riding your bike down the street..
... the giant cat was unexpected...

[daikaisho vanguard]

Indeed it was. You died from laughter over me being buried in its poo.

[Filleraol]

A giant korean came and made stew of the cat, he took you too as extra spice

[S.ifr]

You ate your fried cat and died of AIDs

[daikaisho vanguard]

Your Aquired Immune Deficiency syndrome explodes randomly. You&#39;re 143,87% dead!

[Jazean]

you see a yellow skull appear above your head, about 3 seconds later your writhing in unbearable pain. then a cow runs up and smacks you with a sledgehammer, and you fall off a cliff into a pile of broken soda bottles.

then death by heart-attack, because you remembered you forgot to pay your cable bill.

[Collyer-san]

you make the Wee Free Men Angry, and Get Beaten to death by a 6-inch tall blue Scotsman

[abyssion1337]

shot by a rogue cat with an assault rifle.

[Filleraol]

Got caught in quicksand, sank and paniced, tried to breathe but swallowed lots of sand and suffocated..

[Mawelli]

Tried to save abyssion1337 from the quicksand but seeing him panic made you panic, swollowing sand and suffocating

[Ellen Feiss]

combins all the ways ppl were killed and usd them all on u...... over and over and over again

[Issitheus]

same only i also used that one... so you got killed using every single method... twice.

[S.ifr]

three times.

[abyssion1337]

4 times.

[S.ifr]

run over by random car

[Filleraol]

Slipped while trying to break this world record (http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/world-records-slackline-tightrope-walk/offbeat-news)

[Mawelli]

Was rowing a boat past a canyon when someone fell from the sky on you

[smeegs]

died from overdose of pie

[Useful]

died from overdose of buttseks

[abyssion1337]

tricked in to trying to skateboard up a train, you fail miserably.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You tried milking a cow made of cucumber. God does not allow such thing.

[Filleraol]

Attacked by the big bloodthirsty dango family

[Mawelli]

The dango dad fell on you...

[S.ifr]

the shock from the landing pushed you off a giant cliff

[Mawelli]

In panic i tried to grab something. It happend to be your sleeve

[S.ifr]

you landed on sharp rocks, I however, survived.

[abyssion1337]

you drink yourself into a coma then die of liver failure.

[S.ifr]

you played "swallow the stuff that&#39;s under the sink"

[Ellen Feiss]

had food shuved down your throut untill you poped literaly

[daikaisho vanguard]

literaly&#39;s first act as a pope is sending the spanish inquisition to interrogate you.

[S.ifr]

You were driving ( once again ) when a giant chicken crossed teh road.

[daikaisho vanguard]

... behind me, but just in front of you.

[S.ifr]

teh explosion reached your car, missed... and was hit by a random bus.

[daikaisho vanguard]

I&#39;ve survived twice now. First a Giant chicken ran out behind my car and then an explosion just missed me

...in which you were sitting.

[S.ifr]

An infant miraculously survived, grew up, and killed teh man he thought was responsible for the collision.
I.. was that infant.

[daikaisho vanguard]

To blame oneself, when you unlike those you love survive, is not uncommon. You blame yourself for the accident that killed your parents.


An infant miraculously survived, grew up, and killed teh man he thought was responsible for the collision.
I.. was that infant.

Do I have to point out that this means suicide?

Kill me again - I ain&#39;t dead yet.

[S.ifr]

To blame oneself, when you unlike those you love survive, is not uncommon. You blame yourself for the accident that killed your parents.


An infant miraculously survived, grew up, and killed teh man he thought was responsible for the collision.
I.. was that infant.

Do I have to point out that this means suicide?

Kill me again - I ain&#39;t dead yet.



Nah, I&#39;m not that slow =p
*pew pew*
now you&#39;re dead.

[Mawelli]

hmm died of exhaustion..new one :D

[S.ifr]

went on a hunger strike.
.. well yeah

[Mawelli]

tried persuading me to stop hunger strike only to be persuaded to doing the hunger strike with me...