[S.ifr]

snapped.

[smeegs]

snapped in half

[S.ifr]

chopped in half

[smeegs]

cut into thirds

[S.ifr]

You are in Soviet Russia, where the thirds cut YOU.

[Filleraol]

i stab you with my keyboard

[azusaka110]

You are in Soviet Russia, where the thirds cut YOU.

I STAB YOU WITH MY RUSSIA.

[Filleraol]

i russia you with my stab!

[smeegs]

i nuke both of you with my america

[S.ifr]

America through the chest

[Filleraol]

i throw denmark in your face

[smeegs]

America up you Russia

[S.ifr]

Russia through your America

[smeegs]

Sweden up you ass

[Filleraol]

=O
you took your helmet off at the moon

[S.ifr]

Moon up your ass DX<

[smeegs]

america up your moon

[S.ifr]

lulz, pun ?

Germany in your Russia

[smeegs]

souther hemisphere up you germany in you russia

[Filleraol]

W Cephei up you ass

[smeegs]

S.ifr up your ass

[Adjacent Badger]

I take his helmet and break your with it.

[azusaka110]

S.ifr up your ass

Strong bad up your nose.

[smeegs]

strangled by a midget

[Mawelli]

midget up your ass

[smeegs]

ass up your midget

[S.ifr]

Midget up your gnome.

[smeegs]

elf up you ass

[abyssion1337]

ninja&#39;d

[smeegs]

raped by an elf

[abyssion1337]

mind hacked

[smeegs]

hack minded

[Useful]

Manhacked

http://www.hlfallout.net/images/content/enemies/full/manhack_full.jpg

[azusaka110]

Manhacked

http://www.hlfallout.net/images/content/enemies/full/manhack_full.jpg

lol...HL2 reference...

bushwhack&#39;d

[smeegs]

whack bushed

[Adjacent Badger]

ambushed by Shredder

[smeegs]

shredhackked

[azusaka110]

shredhackked

Dreadhawlked

[Adjacent Badger]

Hacked by the dreaded Shreck.

[azusaka110]

Hacked by the dreaded Shreck.

Killed by Yuki Nagato.

[Adjacent Badger]

You are killed by an arabic zero then.

[smeegs]

you were divided by zero

[azusaka110]

you were divided by zero

You did the dividing.
So you both die.

[smeegs]

divided by 3.4

[azusaka110]

divided by 3.4

divided by fish.

[smeegs]

divided by S.ifr

[S.ifr]

I divided YOU.

[azusaka110]

I divided YOU.

You divided yourself

[smeegs]

just plain killed

[azusaka110]

just plain killed

Drop dead due to pure randomness

[Mawelli]

random randomness through the head

[azusaka110]

random randomness through the head

random randomness through the CHEST

[Mawelli]

omg a randomized chest through the head

[azusaka110]

omg a randomized chest through the head

A randomized DDR playlist through the chest

[Mawelli]

a DDR pad fell on your head

[azusaka110]

a DDR pad fell on your head

...through the chest.

[S.ifr]

chest through the pad

[azusaka110]

chest through the pad

...through the head

[S.ifr]

through the spleen

[azusaka110]

through the spleen

through the face?

[S.ifr]

face down your spleen

[azusaka110]

face down your spleen

Face don&#39;t your face...

[S.ifr]

desu&#39;d out your eyes.

[azusaka110]

desu&#39;d out your eyes.

Desu down your Desu

[S.ifr]

desu up yours

[azusaka110]

desu up yours

desu down your DDR pad

[S.ifr]

DDR pad up your America

[azusaka110]

DDR pad up your America

A lot of people are from america you know...

[S.ifr]

People from America through the chest

[azusaka110]

People from America through the chest

America through the chest

[S.ifr]

Chest through Canada; America&#39;s hat.

[azusaka110]

Chest through Canada; America&#39;s hat.

Chest through Mexico, America&#39;s...belt like growth thing.

[S.ifr]

America down your spine

[azusaka110]

America down your spine

Japan through your face

[S.ifr]

*stab*

[azusaka110]

*stab*

Cant argue with that...

[S.ifr]

nope.

killed for not killing again.

[azusaka110]

nope.

killed for not killing again.

Killed by EFG.

[S.ifr]

EFG killed YOU.

[azusaka110]

EFG killed YOU.

EFG is your father.

[S.ifr]

EFG is your mother.

[azusaka110]

EFG is your mother.

Umm....
What?
Does that mean we&#39;re brothers from a trasgendered...something?

Also- Perfect fit after I watched your RHPS reference in the video "WTF?"
That movie is epic

[S.ifr]

I told you not to watch them DX

Killed for not listening.

[azusaka110]

I told you not to watch them DX

Killed for not listening.

It was a link from the first... I could not resist a video called "WTF"

[S.ifr]

killed for temptation.

[azusaka110]

killed for temptation.

Ohh...
My lol internet video sucks, but its unfortunately my most popular...
killed for epic failure...

[thedarkmessenger]

killed because I got bored :p

[S.ifr]

killed for killing

[azusaka110]

killed for killing

Killed for unrequited killing.

[thedarkmessenger]

killed because I said so :P

[azusaka110]

killed because I said so :P

KILLED FOR UNNEEDED REASONS

[S.ifr]

Killed because I wanted to see someone die.

[azusaka110]

Killed because I wanted to see someone die.

Killed for being a sadist.

[S.ifr]

Killed for being a masochist.

[azusaka110]

Killed for being a masochist.

Killed for enjoying /b/

[thedarkmessenger]

accusation through the chest xD

[S.ifr]

chest through all these accusations

[azusaka110]

accusation through the chest xD

All these accusations through the eyes

[thedarkmessenger]

all your body parts chopped off and thrown at random accusations :o

[azusaka110]

all your body parts chopped off and thrown at random accusations :o

Will it blend- the thedarkmessenger edition!

[thedarkmessenger]

blender through the chest...after Lucy was done with it :p

[azusaka110]

blender through the chest...after Lucy was done with it :p

LUCY THROUGH THE FACE!

[thedarkmessenger]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd242/OverlordSonia/facepalm.gif

[azusaka110]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd242/OverlordSonia/facepalm.gif

Very nice, very nice.

did samus kill me?

[thedarkmessenger]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd242/OverlordSonia/facepalm.gif

Very nice, very nice.

did samus kill me?

Of course. :p

[azusaka110]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd242/OverlordSonia/facepalm.gif

Very nice, very nice.

did samus kill me?

Of course. :p

Damn!
I be dead!
But...
I USED LAST STAND!
And now you be dead too...

[S.ifr]

you all die for dying.

[azusaka110]

you all die for dying.

You die for being alive.

[thedarkmessenger]

you were playing Darth Vader in a Stars Wars movie and committed suicide after seeing this:
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd242/OverlordSonia/redring-star.jpg

[S.ifr]

killed for killing me.

[azusaka110]

you were playing Darth Vader in a Stars Wars movie and committed suicide after seeing this:
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd242/OverlordSonia/redring-star.jpg

Thankfully, I haven&#39;t had the 3 rings yet.

[S.ifr]

I&#39;m a noob for not getting the picture
have you had to watch Star Wars in order to understand it ?
cos I haven&#39;t seen it.

[thedarkmessenger]

I&#39;m a noob for not getting the picture
have you had to watch Star Wars in order to understand it ?
cos I haven&#39;t seen it.

it was the "death star" :p A weapon made by...er...not sure actually. Haven&#39;t seen star wars myself :p Just heard about it...

[azusaka110]

I&#39;m a noob for not getting the picture
have you had to watch Star Wars in order to understand it ?
cos I haven&#39;t seen it.

EPIC FAILURE!
You have never seen star wars?
I get the 360 reference, but STAR WARS?

[S.ifr]

I think Star Wars is Epic Fail.

[azusaka110]

I think Star Wars is Epic Fail.

I didn&#39;t like it, but you should at least see it.

[thedarkmessenger]

You couldn&#39;t stand the sight of this:
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd242/OverlordSonia/happymoon.jpg

[azusaka110]

You couldn&#39;t stand the sight of this:
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd242/OverlordSonia/happymoon.jpg

wtf is that?

[thedarkmessenger]

You couldn&#39;t stand the sight of this:
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd242/OverlordSonia/happymoon.jpg

wtf is that?

Don&#39;t know for certain...but I think it&#39;s from one of the Legend of Zelda games.

[azusaka110]

You couldn&#39;t stand the sight of this:
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd242/OverlordSonia/happymoon.jpg

wtf is that?

Don&#39;t know for certain...but I think it&#39;s from one of the Legend of Zelda games.

Looked like it...

[thedarkmessenger]

killed for not knowing the mario reference! D8<

[S.ifr]

It&#39;s the "evil" moon from Majora&#39;s Mask
rofl.

[thedarkmessenger]

It&#39;s the "evil" moon from Majora&#39;s Mask
rofl.

I played Majora&#39;s Mask once, but not long enough to see teh moonz :p

[azusaka110]

It&#39;s the "evil" moon from Majora&#39;s Mask
rofl.

I played Majora&#39;s Mask once, but not long enough to see teh moonz :p

I had no idea...

[S.ifr]

It&#39;s the "evil" moon from Majora&#39;s Mask
rofl.

I played Majora&#39;s Mask once, but not long enough to see teh moonz :p

I had no idea...

It&#39;s a pretty fun game, I like this face better though :D

[azusaka110]

nice...

I killed my self cause I have an essay to write

[S.ifr]

*future kill*
I burn your paper so you kill yourself.


and the original moon:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/thumb/1/1b/Moonmm.jpg/200px-Moonmm.jpg

[Useful]

yeah, me too... what bugs me the most is when it comes up behind you on the Zelda map when you play SSBM. I always get distracted.

You got distracted to, and I use Mewtwo&#39;s up throw on your sorry ass.

[azusaka110]

yeah, me too... what bugs me the most is when it comes up behind you on the Zelda map when you play SSBM. I always get distracted.

You got distracted to, and I use Mewtwo&#39;s up throw on your sorry ass.

You also have an essay?

[Useful]

YOU DIDN&#39;T KILL ME. Because I don&#39;t have an essay. I am dodging my bio homework though.

Eaten by T3h MOON

[azusaka110]

YOU DIDN&#39;T KILL ME. Because I don&#39;t have an essay. I am dodging my bio homework though.

Eaten by T3h MOON

haha... I have Political Science.
DAMN POLITICAL SCIENCE

[thedarkmessenger]

*future kill*
I burn your paper so you kill yourself.


and the original moon:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/thumb/1/1b/Moonmm.jpg/200px-Moonmm.jpg

ewwww....he uggy...
you couldn&#39;t stand his face, either.

[Useful]

I beat you to death with azusaka&#39;s corpse because he didn&#39;t kill me. Again.

[thedarkmessenger]

rofl! my quote box overlapped your post and killeds you! xD

[Useful]

Having three conversations at once on three different threads made you brain pop!

[azusaka110]

Having three conversations at once on three different threads made you brain pop!

as did it yours!

[Useful]

My skull shrapnel kills you!

[azusaka110]

My skull shrapnel kills you!

Killed for acting like keitaro!

[thedarkmessenger]

my post fixed itself suddenly...

I killed you for making my intewebs act differently!

[azusaka110]

my post fixed itself suddenly...

I killed you for making my intewebs act differently!

I&#39;m so confused...

Killed for being killed?

[Useful]

I kill Azu for implying that Keitaro is mortal.

[thedarkmessenger]

i kill you for no reason at all, whatsoever!

[azusaka110]

I kill Azu for implying that Keitaro is mortal.

I love "love hina"
Kietaro is definitely not mortal.

[Useful]

Therefore no skull chunks possible. I kill you for not killing me again.

[thedarkmessenger]

I kill you for cunfuzziling us.

[azusaka110]

I kill you for cunfuzziling us.

Yep!
A joint killing.

[Useful]

I kill you with a joint. Like a blunt, not a digit.

[azusaka110]

I kill you with a joint. Like a blunt, not a digit.

Oh no!
Stoned to death...
XD

[Useful]

Got high.








And then fell.

[azusaka110]

Got high.








And then fell.

...off a cliff

[Useful]

Is that reefering to me :P

Anyway, I landed on you.

[azusaka110]

Is that reefering to me :P

Anyway, I landed on you.

LOL!

That&#39;s a bad way to die...

[Useful]

Yeah... AND I wouldn&#39;t die, probably.

KILL ME FOR CHRIST&#39;S SAKES!!!! >:[ ]

btw, I kill you for not killing me

[azusaka110]

Yeah... AND I wouldn&#39;t die, probably.

KILL ME FOR CHRIST&#39;S SAKES!!!! >:[ ]

btw, I kill you for not killing me

I kill you for saying you want to die.

[Useful]

As I always say, "you don&#39;t have to hate emo kids, they hate themselves enough for all of us"

I go Columbine on your ass.

[acutekat]

axed mudered

[Useful]

Boatmurdered

[acutekat]

yacht mudered

[Useful]

Cat&#39;sploded.

Ever played Dwarf Fortress?

[azusaka110]

Cat&#39;sploded.

Ever played Dwarf Fortress?

Nope.

Shankified.

[Useful]

Sharkified.

[azusaka110]

Sharkified.

Halifax sploded.

[Useful]

Sat on the docks in Halifax and got you legs taken off.

(obscenely obscure folk song reference)

[azusaka110]

Sat on the docks in Halifax and got you legs taken off.

(obscenely obscure folk song reference)

Damn.
I don&#39;t get it.
XD

[Useful]

It&#39;s ok... I feel horrible that I even know it.

Who likes the Who?!

[azusaka110]

It&#39;s ok... I feel horrible that I even know it.

Who likes the Who?!

MOST DEFINITELY!

WHO DOESN&#39;T?

[S.ifr]

I don&#39;t.

Killed for liking it.

[Filleraol]

killed by your own imagination

[Useful]

Executed for being a murderer. I mean, look at the number of people you&#39;ve killed! And in the most unspeakable ways!

[S.ifr]

Killed for making such an accusation!

[Useful]

Killed for being a total hypocrite!

alright, gtg for tonight. Bye! Die!

[S.ifr]

killed in your sleep

[abyssion1337]

my cat kills you

[S.ifr]

oh congrats on reaching 1k abyss ^^


my cat kills you and your cat

[abyssion1337]

my birds kill your cat.

did this just become the &#39;pet killing&#39; thread?

[S.ifr]

my turtle snaps your birds head off.

and.. maybe..

[Filleraol]

I stab you with my half eaten carrot

[abyssion1337]

my brother emo&#39;s you to death

[S.ifr]

Emo through the wrist

[azusaka110]

my brother emo&#39;s you to death

Emo brother through the chest

[Filleraol]

emo razorblade through the throat

[azusaka110]

emo razorblade through the throat

throat through the throat

[Filleraol]

that was hard to pronounce....through the chest

[abyssion1337]

chest through the throat

[azusaka110]

chest through the throat

Chest through Filleraol

[Filleraol]

is it mikuru&#39;s chest?
If so, then I&#39;ll gladly die.

[azusaka110]

is it mikuru&#39;s chest?
If so, then I&#39;ll gladly die.

asahina?
THAT mikuru?
Star shaped mole?
XD

[abyssion1337]

you stole chuck norris&#39;s hat, only Obama can get away with that

[azusaka110]

you stole chuck norris&#39;s hat, only Obama can get away with that

uh oh...

[Filleraol]

you offended the techno viking

[azusaka110]

you offended the techno viking

*boom*

[Filleraol]

1 more post then you&#39;ll be crushed by the pressure from your posts

[abyssion1337]

you tried to beat the smoking man

[Ellen Feiss]

haruhi dident like you so she blew you up

[azusaka110]

1 more post then you&#39;ll be crushed by the pressure from your posts

Oh sna-



haruhi dident like you so she blew you up


Haruhi also did not like you. She denied your existance.
soo...
*poof*

[abyssion1337]

you went the same way as uncle owen.

[Ellen Feiss]

uncle owen gained 10000 pounds and sat on you

[abyssion1337]

poisened by my cat

[azusaka110]

uncle owen gained 10000 pounds and sat on you

Who is uncle owen?

[abyssion1337]

he&#39;s from star wars, vader kills you for not knowing

[Filleraol]

he kills you for telling him

[abyssion1337]

he kills you cause he was on a spree

[azusaka110]

he kills you cause he was on a spree

killtastic!

[Ellen Feiss]

he kills you for the hell of it

[abyssion1337]

killtacular

[S.ifr]

You all die for posting too much while I was away.

[abyssion1337]

we come together and kill you

[S.ifr]

*shoots everyone*

[abyssion1337]

*we were all holding live granades*

[S.ifr]

*shooting from a safe well secured distance*

[abyssion1337]

ghots through the chest

[Filleraol]

you didn&#39;t stay at a fair distance from the tv in a well lit room when watching anime

[S.ifr]

your tv exploded

[abyssion1337]

you were in the tv

[Filleraol]

you were the tv

[abyssion1337]

you weren&#39;t anywhere near the tv.

[S.ifr]

you were right infront of it.

[abyssion1337]

tv through the chest

[smeegs]

tv up your america

[S.ifr]

America in your tv

[smeegs]

America in your tv


how horrible....

germanyd to death

[Adjacent Badger]

Uzbekistowned

[S.ifr]

oil to the eyes

[smeegs]

americad

[abyssion1337]

a badger rips up your face

[smeegs]

badgered

[abyssion1337]

corn&#39;d by chuck norris

[Adjacent Badger]

Badgered by Chuck Norris

[abyssion1337]

roundhouse kicked by chuck norris

[Adjacent Badger]

Roundhouse kicked by a bigmac

[abyssion1337]

bigmac through the chest

[azusaka110]

bigmac through the chest

Bigmac through the arteries.

[Ellen Feiss]

chuck norris through the chest

[azusaka110]

chuck norris through the chest

...and the head?

[Useful]

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE.
Lots of it

on your heeeeeeeeeeeeead.

[azusaka110]

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE.

Lots of it

on your heeeeeeeeeeeeead.

Cheeeeeze revoked.
Please process request again.
oops...
DELETED!

[S.ifr]

uhh, uhhh
hot cheese through the chest.

[azusaka110]

Hot chest through the cheese...

[Useful]

much better... stupid scroll wasn&#39;t working. :-\

chedder cannon&#39;d.

[abyssion1337]

yoda pwns your ass

[Useful]

One thing to say:

FPE

it&#39;s a little thing me and my friends use. I made it up, and it basically means a polite way to say "butt rape". It stands for Forceful Phallus Enema. >:D

[abyssion1337]

FPE through teh chest

[Useful]

FCE! (forceful chainsaw enema!) :P

[abyssion1337]

rocket propelled chainsaw through the chest

[azusaka110]

rocket propelled chainsaw through the chest

FCE! (forceful corn enema)

[Useful]

FCE! (forceful corn enema)

Dude! Why didn&#39;t I think of that. *with a pretentious British accent*: Brilliant!

corn rockets GO!

[azusaka110]

FCE! (forceful corn enema)

Dude! Why didn&#39;t I think of that. *with a pretentious British accent*: Brilliant!

corn rockets GO!

Tell your friends you came up with it.
Get some internets.
epic...
XD

[abyssion1337]

somebody set you up teh bomb

[azusaka110]

somebody set you up teh bomb

http://www.wickedbrutal.com/iggylol.jpg

[abyssion1337]

killed by vortagaunts

[azusaka110]

killed by vortagaunts

Killed by antlions

[abyssion1337]

killed by the combine

[Useful]

killed by vortagaunts

Killed by antlions

Killed by being run over by a combine. As in a corn thresher.

[abyssion1337]

zombie&#39;d

[azusaka110]

killed by vortagaunts

Killed by antlions

Killed by being run over by a combine. As in a corn thresher.

Killed by a headcrab.

[Useful]

Phys gun&#39;d

[azusaka110]

Phys gun&#39;d

Crossbow&#39;d

[Useful]

ooh, I LOVE it when you nail then to the guy behind them! So epic.

Ragdoll pwnd

[abyssion1337]

hit by teh train

[azusaka110]

hit by teh train

train = teh chest

[Useful]

Chestburster through the chest! ;D

[azusaka110]

Chestburster through the chest! ;D

All rap music through the ears = instadeath.

[abyssion1337]

finished

[Useful]

oow :-X ouch.

Magically transported into the Bible Black universe. Killed yourself after being... uh... never mind, I don&#39;t think I need to explicate.

[azusaka110]

oow :-X ouch.

Magically transported into the Bible Black universe. Killed yourself after being... uh... never mind, I don&#39;t think I need to explicate.

HOLY SHI-

*satanist raped*

[abyssion1337]

I was there once, it wasn&#39;t as bad as you would think.

oh and you experience SHC

[Useful]

You watched, went into a happy trance, and got lit on fire by Azu&#39;s flailing.

[azusaka110]

I was there once, it wasn&#39;t as bad as you would think.

oh and you experience SHC

wtf is SHC?

[azusaka110]

You watched, went into a happy trance, and got lit on fire by Azu&#39;s flailing.

is SHC fire related?
Oh fuc-

[Useful]

Killed for not killing! Again!

[azusaka110]

Killed for not killing! Again!

I kill you.
Now what is SHC?

[Useful]

You could google it, but anyway: Spontaneous Human Combustion.

Which you just did. Again.

[azusaka110]

You could google it, but anyway: Spontaneous Human Combustion.

Which you just did. Again.

damn.
oh...wait...
AGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Useful]

aaaaand you didn&#39;t kill me again :D

you get hit by 80 missiles, Interactive Buddy style. Except you don&#39;t stay in one piece.

[azusaka110]

Bloody hell... I keep forgetting you must die.

Killed by hellfire missile to teh face.

[Useful]

oooh, then a krak missile to yours.

[azusaka110]

oooh, then a krak missile to yours.

Stinger right back atcha&#39;

[Useful]

plasma rifle&#39;d

[azusaka110]

plasma rifle&#39;d

BR&#39;D

[smeegs]

was sent to BR, won but then has a stroke

[S.ifr]

Sent to the ER but died as soon as you got there.

[Mawelli]

pile of smilies fell on you

[acutekat]

a ton of bricks fell on u

[abyssion1337]

demons kill your family, you go after them for revenge but only end up horribly killed.

[acutekat]

killed by a bell

[abyssion1337]

crushed under the unbearable weight.

[Adjacent Badger]

Crushed under ten thousand volumes of "The Unbearable Lightness of Being."

[abyssion1337]

crushed by the burden of sin

[Mawelli]

crushed by a lolipop

[Adjacent Badger]

popped by a loli.

[abyssion1337]

lolied by pop

[azusaka110]

lolied by pop

****&#39;d by bear

[S.ifr]

.. nets by the inter ?

[Jazean]

smurfed in the smurf by a smurf weilding a smurfin smurf&#39;ma smurf

[RainSage]

smurfed in the smurf by a smurf weilding a smurfin smurf&#39;ma smurf


Do you by chance like smurfs?

[Adjacent Badger]

He is one. Sadly, Smurfette was really a tentacle monster.

[Filleraol]

shwooom, batman whooped you ass with a vacuumcleaner

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re next in line.

[Mawelli]

a line of people ran over you

[azusaka110]

a warthog ran you over.